The rushed and unproven vaccine that these Week 7 NFL picks recently took was supposed to protect the Cleveland Browns from losing.
But then the Browns played the Pittsburgh Steelers. The final score was Pittsburgh 38, Cleveland 7.
Watching this, I felt sick. So tests on that vaccine have temporarily stopped.
I had been told by the person whom I trust the most, because of his deft use of all caps, that the unproven vaccine was, “fantastic, the best vaccine in the history of the world and it will be BETTER THAN 100 PERCENT EFFECTIVE!”
My illness hit suddenly last Sunday afternoon. That was when my world turned black, and puke yellow. It was terrible. I needed a towel.
Because of what happened in the Browns game last Sunday, I now always wear a mask in public just to make sure no one can see my face. Thank gosh for the nose hole and mouth hole. I wouldn’t want anything to get between the beautiful unfiltered air and my freedom-loving lungs.
So while that one particular rushed experimental unproven vaccine didn’t work, that doesn’t mean that the Cleveland Browns won’t win the Super Bowl. A cure for losing, I am told, is just around the corner.
This losing pandemic has lasted way longer than it should have, mostly because of an epic failure of leadership.
But now I am taking a new vaccine on a trial basis. The first phase is called, “Cincinnati Bengals.” Theoretically, and from previous data, the Cincinnati Bengals have no defense for this vaccine.
Now I wait to see what’s gonna happen.
GIANTS AT EAGLES – Eagles 22, Giants 21
COWBOYS AT WASHINGTON – Washington 27, Cowboys 24
BROWNS AT BENGALS – Browns 35, Bengals 23
LIONS AT FALCONS – Falcons 38, Lions 36
PACKERS AT TEXANS – Packers 33, Texans 28
STEELERS AT TITANS – Steelers 29, Titans 20
PANTHERS AT SAINTS – Saints 30, Panthers 24
BILLS AT JETS – Bills 33, Jets 18
BUCCANEERS AT RAIDERS – Buccaneers 29, Raiders 20
JAGUARS AT CHARGERS – Chargers 32, Jaguars 23
CHIEFS AT BRONCOS – Chiefs 40, Broncos 20
49ers AT PATRIOTS – Patriots 27, 49ers 20
SEAHAWKS AT CARDINALS – Seahawks 31, Cardinals 24
BEARS AT RAMS – Rams 23, Bears 17