These week 11 NFL picks would first like to specifically and publicly use the words No Quid Pro Quo, and then I’d like to describe a recent action in which I did something and I got something directly back in return.
Last week, due to my job at the factory, I did not pick the Cleveland Browns to win. Thus, they won.
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It was textbook quid pro quo, straight from the original Latin saying that originated when the Browns were dominating the BCFL, a dominance they sustained until the early A.D.’s.
If you are not confused yet, just wait because I have ordered new smoke and mirrors to help my argument that I am innocent of ever being wrong.
If it looks like I was wrong, I was joking. I’m a businessman. I want something before I write a check or an NFL prediction. The fake media, including this column, is full of lies. Don’t believe a word of it.
The only thing you can trust is this column, trust me.
But I don’t trust the guy who writes it. I think he is part of the deep state trying to undermine me at every stop by printing the words that come into my head as I sit upon my golden throne.
So as soon as I finish pushing out my thoughts on the Pittsburgh Steelers in here, I’ll let you know What’s Gonna Happen.
STEELERS AT BROWNS – The Browns move the game from First Energy Field to paper, because on paper is the only place they dominate. Browns 52, Steelers 0
JETS AT REDSKINS – Adam Gase and Jay Gruden in the Peter Principle Bowl. Sam Darnold is the more seasoned destined-to-be-a-bust quarterback. Jets 20, Redskins 17
SAINTS AT BUCCANEERS – Last week was any given Sunday for the Saints. This week, they play the Buccaneers. Saints 27, Buccaneers 17
BRONCOS AT VIKINGS – Is it time for bad Kirk Cousins to return? Not yet. Vikings 30, Broncos 13
BILLS AT DOLPHINS – The Bills are who I thought they were, and the Dolphins are winning despite trying to lose. Dolphins 20, Bills 13
JAGUARS AT COLTS – Karma alone should ruin the Jaguars chances for benching Gardner Minshew’s mustache. Colts 28, Jaguars 10
COWBOYS AT LIONS – The Cowboys should win this game. The Lions should lose this game. Things go as planned at NFL offices in Las Vegas. Cowboys 28, Lions 20
FALCONS AT PANTHERS – The Panthers, not good, are less bad. Panthers 23, Falcons 17
TEXANS AT RAVENS – Once upon a time in the NBA, every year there was a “new Michael Jordan.” In the NFL, it’s “the new Brady/Manning rivalry.” This game offers door number 6 of the options. Texans 35, Ravens 30
CARDINALS AT 49ers – If Kyler Murray were not a rookie, I’d give the Cardinals a chance because the 49ers now remember they re not invincible. 49ers 23, Cardinals 19
PATRIOTS AT EAGLES – When the momentum turns, Belichick and Brady turn on the afterburners as a bit of revenge. In the fourth quarter, Brady catches a touchdown pass. Patriots 40, Eagles 10
BENGALS AT RAIDERS – The Bengals leave Kentucky and spend time scouting the Raider’s home next season in Las Vegas before reluctantly going to Oakland. Raiders 42, Bengals 22
BEARS AT RAMS – Sean McVay has his membership suspended from the Vince Lombardi Greatest Coaches Of All Time Club. Bears 20, Rams 17
CHIEFS AT CHARGERS AT MEXICO CITY – President Trump suggests in a tweet that, to increase ratings, the losing team should not be allowed back into the country. Chiefs 31, Chargers 20
BYE AT PACKERS – Aaron Rodgers has an affair with Flo from Progressive.
BYE AT GIANTS – Saquon Barkley still can’t believe what a bust Trent Richardson was.
BYE AT SEAHAWKS – Tests prove that Russell Wilson is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
BYE AT TITANS – Ryan Tannehill acts like a Fonzie whenever Marcus Mariota walks in the room.