Of course I will not let Joe Biden walk “peacefully” into my sidewalk cardboard box covered in white bird poop (I call it The White House), and take over as Prognosticator of the United States Of America.
If the Cleveland Browns do not win the Super Bowl, I will not accept the results. Why would I? If the Browns do not become champions, the system is rigged. It’s really obvious.
Look, I will believe the system is fair when the Browns win the Super Bowl. So we’re going to have to see what happens.
I also don’t accept your “opinion” that the Browns lost to the Ravens in week 1. There are two sides to every story. The lying media with their made up facts and game scores refuses to tell you that. I believe the Cleveland Browns are currently 2-0. Many people are saying so. I just said so.
So we’re going to get rid of the game scores and then you can tell Joe Biden that, frankly, there won’t be a transfer of power, there will be a continuation. Sort of like when Bill Belichick replaced Tom Brady with Cam Newton without worry.
I believe a new Supreme Court Referee who sometimes speaks in tongues at church can fix this problem with game scores, and this is why I nominate Amy Coney Barrett to this important position. She should be able to find some obscure enough language to make the Browns win the Super Bowl.
It may be crazy. On the other hand, maybe thoughts and prayer will finally work. Yeah right. That’s exactly what’s gonna happen.
DOLPHINS AT JAGUARS – Dolphins 31, Jaguars 13
RAMS AT BILLS – Rams 30, Bills 20
TEXANS AT STEELERS – Steelers 34, Texans 20
RAIDERS AT PATRIOTS – Patriots 24, Raiders 23
TITANS AT VIKINGS – Vikings 24, Titans 20
WASHINGTON AT BROWNS – Browns 27, Washington 13
BENGALS AT EAGLES – Bengals 33, Eagles 28
49ers AT GIANTS – 49ers 20, Giants 14
BEARS AT FALCONS – Falcons 24, Bears 13
PANTHERS AT CHARGERS – Panthers 30, Chargers 28
JETS AT COLTS – Colts 31, Jets 11
COWBOYS AT SEAHAWKS – Seahawks 38, Cowboys 24
LIONS AT CARDINALS – Cardinals 34, Lions 31
BUCCANEERS AT BRONCOS – Buccaneers 27, Broncos 17
PACKERS AT SAINTS – Packers 35, Saints 25
CHIEFS AT RAVENS – Ravens 32, Chiefs 30
Whoops, you missed a few last week. Chiefs, Lions, Bears,Titans, and Bills all won. Bengals and Eagles tied? Where is the 9th judge to decide that game? At least THE BROWNS showed up last week. Can they beat the Cowboys this week? Let’s See What Gonna Happen…..
Ha, 9th judge needed on Bengals/Eagles … good point!